Aim for the eyes
cheesedeity:

soupengine:

Portal Gauntlet (On Arm) by ThePandaPastry

Woo if they do more with the series I’d love to see them do this!

What if it was a cross over game with a certain snarky Marvel Avenger?

cheesedeity:

soupengine:

Portal Gauntlet (On Arm) by ThePandaPastry

Woo if they do more with the series I’d love to see them do this!

What if it was a cross over game with a certain snarky Marvel Avenger?

avengethewholockians:

superwholockianpotter:

heartslogos:

myadamantiumheart:

supergreak:

loki-cat:

can we please just take a moment to close our eyes and imagine how insanely hilarious and refreshing a public debate between tony stark and romney would be

2016?
On gay marriage:
“No, you don’t understand, Mittens, of course I recognize gay marriage and complete equal benefits for my employees; I trust them with the best technology and equipment and explosives in the country.  As long as they don’t blow up my facilities, I’ll do whatever’s necessary to keep them happy and healthy.  Explosives, Mittens.”
On reproductive rights:
“Just for a second, close your eyes, and imagine that the Black Widow is your co-worker.  And also lives two floors down from you, so she knows where you sleep.  She once incapacitated me- for my own health, of course, but that’s irrelevant- she can do any job a man can do, better, without breaking a sweat, and she learned ‘enhanced interrogation’ from the KGB.  Do you want to tell her what she can or cannot do with her own body?  I thought not.  Okay, moving on.”
On jobs:
“Who remembers that stock crash when I first came out as Iron Man and said I wasn’t making weapons anymore?”  *uncomfortable snickers from audience* 
“No, go ahead, laugh.  Everyone thought I was crazy.  Pepper thought I was crazy, and I owe her a pony for putting up with me all these years.  Oh, shoot, national TV, now I have to give her one, don’t I?  Anyway, they thought I was crazy, because I was shutting down the biggest branch of SI, where most of our manufacturing and research went.  Investors didn’t have hope.  But you know what?  We took those brilliant people, got some fresh ideas, remodeled some factories, and not one employee got laid off that year.  Because if you people work hard, and work together, and you work in a fair environment where every crazy, brilliant idea has a chance to flourish, then you can take half a company and grow it to bigger than it was before.
And that’s what we need to do with jobs in this country.  These unemployment statistics?  Suck.  So let me give you some numbers about how I plan to fix that, so we can get this country working again.  Here’s the plan: and then he goes and gives statistics, and Romney makes a fish face, because Pepper Gave Him Notecards And He Actually Followed Them.  Well, for this part of the speech.  
On defense:
I am Iron Man, in case you don’t watch the news.  Also, we have a Hulk.  Just putting that out there.  Considering the events of the last few years, I think other countries will think twice about pissing off President Stark.
On green energy: Stark is pretty much still the only name in green energy, and all our new facilities are LEED Gold certified. We’re still working on upgrades to some of the oldest buildings, but they’re well on their way. You know how hard it is to get building permits in California?  So yeah, I support the efforts we make in this country to live more sustainably.  Because I love this country, and I’d like to save it for the long run.  It’s kind of what I do. Because it’s awfully hard to Avenge against pollution. 
And in case they get into a dick size contest over who loves America more…
“I’m in a monogamous relationship with freedom”

i’m crY I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THIS WORLD

omg help me I’ve fallen down laughing and crying and can’t find the will to get up

Okay, everyone go home. Tony Stark and this post just won the Internet.

#Tony would win #then get really tired of the job #and he’d just make Pepper run the country for him

Fun fact: The economy isn’t recovering. It’s just some private investors pumping money into the economy to try to make it look better.

avengethewholockians:

superwholockianpotter:

heartslogos:

myadamantiumheart:

supergreak:

loki-cat:

can we please just take a moment to close our eyes and imagine how insanely hilarious and refreshing a public debate between tony stark and romney would be

2016?

On gay marriage:

“No, you don’t understand, Mittens, of course I recognize gay marriage and complete equal benefits for my employees; I trust them with the best technology and equipment and explosives in the country.  As long as they don’t blow up my facilities, I’ll do whatever’s necessary to keep them happy and healthy.  Explosives, Mittens.”

On reproductive rights:

“Just for a second, close your eyes, and imagine that the Black Widow is your co-worker.  And also lives two floors down from you, so she knows where you sleep.  She once incapacitated me- for my own health, of course, but that’s irrelevant- she can do any job a man can do, better, without breaking a sweat, and she learned ‘enhanced interrogation’ from the KGB.  Do you want to tell her what she can or cannot do with her own body?  I thought not.  Okay, moving on.”

On jobs:

“Who remembers that stock crash when I first came out as Iron Man and said I wasn’t making weapons anymore?”  *uncomfortable snickers from audience* 

“No, go ahead, laugh.  Everyone thought I was crazy.  Pepper thought I was crazy, and I owe her a pony for putting up with me all these years.  Oh, shoot, national TV, now I have to give her one, don’t I?  Anyway, they thought I was crazy, because I was shutting down the biggest branch of SI, where most of our manufacturing and research went.  Investors didn’t have hope.  But you know what?  We took those brilliant people, got some fresh ideas, remodeled some factories, and not one employee got laid off that year.  Because if you people work hard, and work together, and you work in a fair environment where every crazy, brilliant idea has a chance to flourish, then you can take half a company and grow it to bigger than it was before.

And that’s what we need to do with jobs in this country.  These unemployment statistics?  Suck.  So let me give you some numbers about how I plan to fix that, so we can get this country working again.  Here’s the plan: and then he goes and gives statistics, and Romney makes a fish face, because Pepper Gave Him Notecards And He Actually Followed Them.  Well, for this part of the speech. 

On defense:

I am Iron Man, in case you don’t watch the news.  Also, we have a Hulk.  Just putting that out there.  Considering the events of the last few years, I think other countries will think twice about pissing off President Stark.

On green energy: Stark is pretty much still the only name in green energy, and all our new facilities are LEED Gold certified. We’re still working on upgrades to some of the oldest buildings, but they’re well on their way. You know how hard it is to get building permits in California?  So yeah, I support the efforts we make in this country to live more sustainably.  Because I love this country, and I’d like to save it for the long run.  It’s kind of what I do. Because it’s awfully hard to Avenge against pollution. 

And in case they get into a dick size contest over who loves America more…

“I’m in a monogamous relationship with freedom”

i’m crY I CAN NO LONGER HANDLE THIS WORLD

omg help me I’ve fallen down laughing and crying and can’t find the will to get up

Okay, everyone go home. Tony Stark and this post just won the Internet.

#Tony would win #then get really tired of the job #and he’d just make Pepper run the country for him

Fun fact: The economy isn’t recovering. It’s just some private investors pumping money into the economy to try to make it look better.

Fandom Butts by *Derlaine8
Are you high?!”
“I’m looking at a guy in a spider costume, a guy in a metal suit, and …eh… a giant monster. So…you tell me.
Spiderman and Jill Valentine (respectively), Iron Man’s Drunk
Thank you turbofanatic
Your version of the Avengers has to be my favorite.
Here’s the description for this part:
"Walk into the club like what up I got a big cockThis is Janet van Dyne (the Wasp), business partner with benefits to Hank Pym, who was trying to solve world hunger with giant chickens. She decided to train them as horses because she is a crazy Texan. No powers, just giant chickens.”

Thank you turbofanatic

Your version of the Avengers has to be my favorite.


Here’s the description for this part:

"Walk into the club like what up I got a big cock

This is Janet van Dyne (the Wasp), business partner with benefits to Hank Pym, who was trying to solve world hunger with giant chickens. She decided to train them as horses because she is a crazy Texan. No powers, just giant chickens.”

Iron Man 3 Gemini Deep Space Armor by *Jin-Saotome
"Iron Man 3 had some amazing looking suit designs but unfortunately they’re only being offered as un-articulated 3 3/4" or super expensive 12" figures. What about us Marvel Legends 6" collectors? Well here I’ve decided to make some of those suits starting with the Gemini Deep Space armor! To create this custom Iron Man figure I started with the Mark 42 6" legends figure and sculpted detail on it using Aves Studio’s Apoxie Sculpt. The backpack came from a Lost Planet action figure and modded to fit. The paint work consists of a gloss white armor, semigloss black under-suit, and matte gunmetal sections for a neat contrasting look. The helmet was high glossed gold and given the eyeless-visor look of the design. Tony Stark is ready to repair some space stations with this one!"
- Jin Saotome

Iron Man 3 Gemini Deep Space Armor by *Jin-Saotome

"Iron Man 3 had some amazing looking suit designs but unfortunately they’re only being offered as un-articulated 3 3/4" or super expensive 12" figures. What about us Marvel Legends 6" collectors? Well here I’ve decided to make some of those suits starting with the Gemini Deep Space armor! To create this custom Iron Man figure I started with the Mark 42 6" legends figure and sculpted detail on it using Aves Studio’s Apoxie Sculpt. The backpack came from a Lost Planet action figure and modded to fit. The paint work consists of a gloss white armor, semigloss black under-suit, and matte gunmetal sections for a neat contrasting look. The helmet was high glossed gold and given the eyeless-visor look of the design. Tony Stark is ready to repair some space stations with this one!"

- Jin Saotome

iron man by ~ashasylum
Sauna by ~Res-Gestae
Avengers Booty Ass-emble by *kevinbolk
The tables have finally turned. If you want to complain about this, DON’T. This has happened to women in comics for far too long. This pic is barely a drop in the bucket for payback.

Avengers Booty Ass-emble by *kevinbolk

The tables have finally turned. If you want to complain about this, DON’T. This has happened to women in comics for far too long. This pic is barely a drop in the bucket for payback.

iron man’s sucky day by
nebezial

Yes, this is the guy who does Ravine. He also works on Witchblade.

iron man’s sucky day by

nebezial

Yes, this is the guy who does Ravine. He also works on Witchblade.